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cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

First mistake was you ordered Pizza from dominos

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Michael Sam is basically a gay version of Tim Tebow, as in he’s a marginal player that’s getting too much press for something that has nothing to do with his football skills

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During the years that I spent running Walt Disney Studios, I learned about how hard it was to find a fairy tale with a good strong male protagonist. You’ve got your Sleeping Beauties, your Cinderellas and your Alices, but a fairy tale with a male protagonist is very hard to come by. But with the origin story of the Wizard of Oz, here was a fairy tale story with a natural male protagonist. Which is why I knew that this was an idea for a movie that was genuinely worth pursuing.
Joe Roth, producer of Oz: The Great and Powerful

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I’m in a film analysis class and the first movie we saw was The Dark Knight

Last night we saw Boyz in The Hood

I think this is gonna be a good semester

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Looks like I just ate some pasta sauce with mold in it…it was nice knowing ya bros

Looks like I just ate some pasta sauce with mold in it…it was nice knowing ya bros