The Book of Ish: Archive

if im still in 2010

and you guys are in 2011 does this mean you guys are in the future

Jan 1st

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HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

o hai I haven't been on tumblr in awhile

‘ris what happens when you gop on vacation and has no lap top Im at my Grandma’s house and um………Im hungry? Ok. Anyways, Happy New Year, lets have a tumblr party out here in Virginia c:

Dec 31st

1 tag

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Jesus derped for your herp.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the...

Dec 28th

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You can't bring toothpaste on a plane

But you can bring a Falcon. A mother fucking Falcon.

Dec 28th

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That moment you're home alone and you hear a noise...

alyaae:

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dear boys; your penis is not like pinocchio's...

Problem? Dear Girls: Hows that “Menstrual Cycle” thing working out?

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

Going to post snow related songs on tumblr

stay tuned.

Dec 26th

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Guess who's crushing on ya? Me.

ORLY I dare you to ask me something

Dec 26th

1 tag

you make me wet

I see o.O I dare you to ask me something

Dec 26th

spagheddy-lee:

Dec 26th

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My sister saw my Tumblr.

Sister: Is that Facebook?
Me: Yeah.
Sister: Why haven't I've seen it before?
Me: Its limited edition.

Dec 26th

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I got roughly 400 dollars in cash, checks, and...

Not as much as last year. Still a success. Also, Im in Virginia and we’re having a snow storm in a couple of hours So excited :3

Dec 26th

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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That awkward moment when you remember what you did...

And then giggle

Dec 22nd

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In which Ewan McGregor laughs about an accidental...

oh-jeez-its-j-pod: fuckyeah-nerdery: chorcrux: Interviewer: I think of you as being a shy person. I know you’ve been nude in several films. Ewan: Yeah. Yeah. Interviewer: Was that ever hard? Ewan: … Sorry? Ewan: Well, actually, darling, um… Ewan: That was interesting. Her face when she realizes what she just said is priceless. This is beautiful.

Dec 22nd

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I love my natural scent right now

Dec 22nd

thelittlestgiant: god Nicolas Cage just shut UP

Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Chad Ochocinco just challenged everyone to a DDR...

Lets beat him.

Dec 20th

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STOP ASKING ME FOR FANTASY FOOTBALL ADVICE

Bastard.

Dec 19th

the person you like post a new facebook pic

fckingserious: sabbbylicious: kneehighsandlove: and you’re all like you all happy and shit , thinking you gone be the first to comment click on the picture to see another bitch beat you to it ! her comment says ” aww babe you look cute ” now you like now you facebook stalking , waiting to see what he/she gone say back you click refresh and they respond ” thank yu babe ,...

Dec 19th

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WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

BLANKITY BLANKITY BLANK

Dec 19th

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