February 2011
FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear...
I just liked a group on Facebook called "Stephen...
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
January 2011
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I should take a shower soon
You know, since class starts in like an hour and a half Or not
Girls of Tumblr
I’m single. Get going.
Every girl is beautiful, it just takes the right...
That awkward moment when some stranger slaps your...
Hear someone call the middle-finger-gesture the...
Priceless.
I need to talk to someone
aim anyone?
Closure time
They’re always intense
That awkward moment when you realize theres no...
I love it when people are like, "I spend wayyyy...
lookivegotablanket:
fabulous-killjoy:
And I’m just like, “I’m almost never on Facebook.”
And they’re like, “WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU STAY AWAY!?”
And I’m like
But on the inside I’m like
TUMBLR
^^ gpoy.
“We are asking that they stop saying that they are selling beef.”
– Attorney Dee Miles, speaking on behalf of an Alabama law firm which has filed a class-action lawsuit against Taco Bell alleging that their “meat mixture” contains less than 35% actual beef. Among the other ingredients: An anti-dusting agent.
A Taco Bell spokesman responded to the charge, saying...
Anonymous asked: not a tmi but i think you're too cute for your own good.
TMI Tuesday guise →
I have such big man hands.
bburafirework:
You know what they say about big hands.
Big man socks
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This game is worse than crack →
1 tag
I've always wanted to know how to say "Pick up the...
Now I know
GUISE I FOUND A PARSELTONGUE TRANSLATOR
itsharrypottermuhhfucka:
RIGHT HERE
That awkward moment when your poop is pink and...
I feel pathetic inside trying to talk to you
Omg What if in that last picture I posted
The guy has his arms out ready to the catch the baby and as the chick throws it right? and the guy puts his arms down and is like “LOL JK, dumb bitch.”
Reblog with a band that came from your town
hikt:
kellinquinn:
whoresnop:
Guns N’ Roses.
Emarosa!
Envy On The Coast
Carlos Santana was from Tijuana soooo CHYEEEAH
When Bohemian Rhapsody comes on the radio
triptophobia:
That awkward moment when you show a girl your room...
Anne Hathaway as catwoman..
thatbridgeisonfire:
musici:
skinned-teen:
I thought I was the ONLY one…
trust me you’re not
Chris Nolan fire your casting director NAO
Flirting in spanish
You can either sound really really romantic or really really cheesy