The Book of Ish: Archive

Today is Leap Day And I got my braces taken off

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caiticornia: ……………………. What is this

Mar 1st

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omg tumblr just stop it with all these changes

Feb 28th

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok

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R.L. Stine tweeted me back

Success

Feb 28th

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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe

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Feb 27th

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Martin Scorsese gets snubbed again despite...

Feb 27th

Remember when I would post music like almost...

Feb 27th

Why do I keep looking through your Facebook? I know it’s not good for me, nor is it helping me much.

Feb 26th

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Anonymous asked: sara

Feb 26th

Anonymous asked: alisha

Feb 26th

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Feb 26th

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I wish I could just punch my dad in the face

Feb 25th

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