In other news the Oakland Raiders are rumored to be interested in hiring Steve Zissou for their vacant head coach postition
Naw it’s actually Baltimore’s defensive coordinator Chuck Pagano
(don’t they look alike!?)
Me and my friend Carlos talking about the huge ravens at Olympian
- Carlos: dude i was there today and damn fucken ravens are huge
- Me: HOLY SHIT I KNOW RIGHT
- and when they make noises
- its like a beast from hell is rising
- Carlos: they are like fucken black eagles
- Me: I know
- all the stupid freshman throwing half their lunch away
- making the ravens fatasses
- Carlos: these arent ravens anymore .. i think they have evolved 0_o
- they are bigger and smarter
- Me: that can't be good.....
- Carlos: yeah..
- Me: soon they might try to take over the school man
- Carlos: i know dude
- there gonna eat freshemn
- there gonna eat freshmen rather than food
- Me: and then when they eat all the freshmen they'll eat sophomores
- Carlos: yeah!
- Me: and like the seniors are gonna be the only ones that can stop them
- but they're too stupid and distracted to do it
- Carlos: they are fucken huge !! they like hop around campus now
- Me: soon they'll start talking and shit
- Me: once they start talking thats when you know the shit has hit the fan
- Carlos: they can almost say words
- Me: ugh not good
- thats how shit goes down in Planet of The Apes
- Me: once the apes started talking they were smart enough to make humans their slaves
